Showed the following picture to a colleague today and I said, "That's the man Dana married about 30 years ago."
My colleague (stunned, mouth gaping) says, "Seriously?" (Long, awkward pause). "Who is he?"
Moral: Young people, marry for shared values and Christian commitment, compatibility, mutual love and respect. Because chances are, he ain't gonna hold up well in the looks department over the next 30 years!